It's something of a challenge to hold back a grin at the somewhat archaic mode of speaking. John imagines he'd sound about the same if he tried speaking French, though. He does raise a brow at the mention of opportunity.

"Unexpected and impossible about sums up my experience to date, as well," he says, withdrawing his hand. This is going to be a very short conversation - and very quick return to paperwork - if he doesn't draw it out. "So, has anyone shown you around the neighborhood? There's a cafe down the block if you're interested in tea or a coffee."